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robotindisguise: How to deal with Duck Face’s: Just Add...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:49:15 -0400

robotindisguise:

How to deal with Duck Face’s: Just Add Spaghetti

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:48:28 -0400

fuchsimeon: brooklyn-bridge: A movie theatre you can cuddle...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:47:30 -0400

fuchsimeon:

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

Awesome, a huge comfy seat just for me!

stars-and-the-silence: ishxq: crystalshades: skankyourart: i’...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:45:42 -0400

stars-and-the-silence:

ishxq:

crystalshades:

skankyourart:

i’d kill to be able to wake up to this view

no words. this is my dream bedroom!

im sorry but this is just so amazing.. i’ll find peace here..

beautiful

The only problem being I would legit never leave my bed unless I was going out there

owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:45:01 -0400

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

gatheringbones: cyprith: d0z0: the-tabularium: justalittlelau...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:26:15 -0400

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

concernedresidentofbakerstreet: skitsskat: youngheartoldmind: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:25:53 -0400

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

puppetcams: The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook....

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:25:14 -0400

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

infamouswhorror: i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:23:03 -0400

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:22:37 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:04:10 -0400

sailingtheoceanwaves: That last gif omg maybe we’re alright...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:07:53 -0400

sailingtheoceanwaves:

That last gif omg maybe we’re alright after all T-Swift!

hiddlestonhug: DORK

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:07:24 -0400

hiddlestonhug:

DORK

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:55:07 -0400

sushiandpie:

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

now ur talkin

kickingcones: Turtle takes no crap from the Internet.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:52:33 -0400

kickingcones:

Turtle takes no crap from the Internet.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:52:25 -0400

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: Will Smith embarrassing Jaden...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:51:18 -0400

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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Thu, 23 May 2013 08:23:04 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 07:49:24 -0400

Before bedtime, one last thought.

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:47:07 -0400

lady-hawkeye:

I’ve often been in the position of feeling like certain people are way out of my league. I wonder if anyone’s ever felt that way about me.

You’d be surprised